Chuck Season 1 Episode 9: "Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami" Quotes
Casey: How was the date?
Chuck: Is it just me, or does our government want me never to have sex again?
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General Beckman: I don't like the idea of this breakup at all. What the hell happened?
Casey: She got dumped.
Sarah: We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian. It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me.
Casey: Yeah, because she got dumped
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Chuck: We're on our second date and I'm already lying to her.
Casey: Relax, it's LA, everyone lies while dating
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Casey [hands Chuck a red rose]: Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?
Chuck: Oh, of course. Let me guess, this is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines... her mother's Communist affiliations?
Casey: No, idiot. It's so you can get laid
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Casey: So how'd it go?
Chuck: My god, I am in the bathroom! Is nothing sacred to you people?
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I know I was a jerk the other night, which I am fully ready to blame on the alcohol or global warming or my allergy to neon
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Sarah [about Chuck's date]: Maybe I should go in.
Casey: Same bit with you, huh?
Sarah: What's that supposed to mean?
Casey: You need me to spell it out? Fine, you fall for guys you work with. First Bryce, now our boy Chuck.
Sarah: Bryce was a mistake, and I haven't fallen for Chuck.
Casey: Yeah, whatever you say. And just so we're clear, sister, Not Interested
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