(being asked to be on a new mission) Uh, you can count me out on this one. No more dangling me off of buildings. No more guns being pointed at my head. No more putting my life in danger. I'm going back to my peaceful, quiet, albeit degrading existence at the Buy More. So, have fun on the mission, and... really love what you've done with the place.

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Of course I find her attractive! It's just that I had a burrito earlier and I'm trying to be respectful.

Chuck

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We pretend like we're not really dating. Which is weird, I know, but it forces me to have to win her over again and again...and again.

Chuck

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(as Chuck is preparing to go undercover)
Roan: We need to talk about protection.
Chuck: I don't think it's gonna get that far, Roan.
Roan: I mean a gun. Why do you think she's known as the Black Widow.
Chuck: She's African-American and her husband died...?

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