Chuck Quotes
Chuck: I can't believe you bugged my room! That's terrible!
Casey: No, terrible is having to listen to you and that moron Morgan yammer on for four hours about what sandwich you would bring if you were stranded on an island!
Chuck: It wasn't four hours...
Chuck [on tape]: Well I don't know, Morgan, I think roast beef would hold up better than the bologna...
Chuck: My first stake out. Okay, okay. Yeah. What do I need to bring? Sweater? Light jacket?
Casey: You just bring that computer in your head.
Chuck: Okay, you know what, I have a lot more to offer this team other than the intersect. For instance, what are we doing for tunes tonight? I could make a stakeout mix
Ellie: Chuck's not here, Morgan.
Morgan: My four favorite words.
Ellie [after Morgan sites next to her]: Get out.
Morgan: Not favorites, but at least we're dialoguing.
Ellie: He's on a date with Sarah. I'll tell him you stopped by.
Morgan: I would appreciate that. He's supposed to be helping me right now. If I don't become a better salesman by tomorrow night, I could get fired. Although, I guess I could just crash here until I land on my feet.
Ellie: As inspired as that makes me to help you, I would rather just change the locks.
Morgan: I'll let myself out.
Ellie: Now my four favorite words
Karina: Now, see that man over there? Payman Alahi, his house, his party, his diamond... for now.
Chuck: Are you talking about Señor Wookie over there?
Chuck, I know what a third wheel is. I know it's me. Give, give me a chance here, man. Let, let me be a fourth wheel for once. Or maybe I can be any other even number
Morgan
Chuck: I need to ask you a favor, and feel free to say no, and by that I mean say no. But... uh... could you fix Morgan up with Carina? Make sure you really exaggerate no so they can lip read it. They're a little lame, but I think they can crack no.
Sarah: You know, that is a great idea.
Chuck: No, it's not. No is the answer. You're supposed to say no.
La Ciudad: I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.
Chuck: Right. Apparently I learned the girls' part of this dance. Would you mind leading?
Chuck: Why are these people sleeping?
Casey: They're not sleeping.
Sarah: These people were killed, Chuck, and we would like to know why.
Chuck: I have no idea!
Casey: Well, look again.
Chuck: I would rather not! It's kinda creepy!
Casey: Don't worry. You're gonna be fine. Nothing's gonna happen to you. Assuming you know how to tango.
Chuck: Seriously?
Casey: Oh, I don't joke about your life
Sarah: You have no reason to be nervous, I'm not going to leave your side.
Chuck: Me? Nervous? No. Never.
Sarah: Your hand is a little moist.
Chuck: Yeah it does that when I'm freaking out
Chuck: Okay, this is my first foray into major undercover spy work. So, you could ease up on the sarcasm, that would be great. And, how am I supposed to recognize La Ciudad? Is there a picture or something?
Casey: If there was a photograph, why would we need you?
Chuck: What did we just talk about?
Casey: Oh, I'm sorry. We're hoping something at the event triggers a flash.
Chuck: See, that's all you had to say
Chuck: I'm sorry guys. And Anna.
Anna: "Guys" is fine, I don't mind.
Chuck: No, it's not right, we need to come up with something non-gender-specific. How do we feel about "team?"
Anna: The little Nerd-Herders?
Lester: Chuck's Stable of Hoes?
