Chuck Season 1 Quotes
Casey [hands Chuck a red rose]: Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?
Chuck: Oh, of course. Let me guess, this is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines... her mother's Communist affiliations?
Casey: No, idiot. It's so you can get laid
Casey: So how'd it go?
Chuck: My god, I am in the bathroom! Is nothing sacred to you people?
I know I was a jerk the other night, which I am fully ready to blame on the alcohol or global warming or my allergy to neon
Sarah [about Chuck's date]: Maybe I should go in.
Casey: Same bit with you, huh?
Sarah: What's that supposed to mean?
Casey: You need me to spell it out? Fine, you fall for guys you work with. First Bryce, now our boy Chuck.
Sarah: Bryce was a mistake, and I haven't fallen for Chuck.
Casey: Yeah, whatever you say. And just so we're clear, sister, Not Interested
Chuck [on truth serum to Sarah]: God, you're so pretty...and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
Casey: Thank you
Ellie [on truth serum to Chuck and Sarah]: When Chuck was little and anyone would ask what he wanted to be when he grew up, he'd say a big boy. How cute is that? He wanted to be a big boy!
Chuck: Ellie, you're killing me here.
Ellie: And I know he's a big boy, cause he's with a big girl. A big, big girl!
Captain Awesome: Sorry, man. I tried to stop her.
Chuck: Is she drunk?
Ellie: Chuck, I have a confession. When you were ten, I told you a burglar stole your piggy bank, it was me. Having a New Kids fanny pack was really important to me
Sarah: Chuck is not wrong very often.
Casey: But he is annoying all the time
Sarah [about the antidote]: Chuck, take it!
Chuck: What? No way, I'm not gonna take it knowing Ellie's been poisoned, and you guys!
Sarah: I'm sorry Chuck, there's no debating this. It has to be you!
Casey: Right now, or I'll force it down your throat!
Chuck: Alright. I'm going to pretend to take it then run to my sister and make her take it. Why the hell did I just say that out loud?!
Sarah: It's the poison, it makes you tell the truth!
Casey: If you do that, I'll chase you, put a gun to your head and threaten to pull the trigger!
Chuck: Would you really shoot me?
Casey: No.
Chuck: Yeah, why waste a bullet? We're already dead!
Sarah: I'm so sorry, Chuck.
Chuck: Hey, I've lived a good life. Who else can say they flew a helicopter or saved the lives of innocent people?
Casey: Courageous and honorable members of the U.S. military
Chuck: I'm sorry, but is Harry wearing a new assistant manager polo shirt?
Morgan: It's monogrammed.
Chuck: He must be stopped
Morgan: Harry Tang is drunk with power.
Anna: He could have an accident. I'm just saying I know a guy, very reasonable. His rates, I mean...
Morgan: Anna, thinking outside the box, me likey! Chuck, what do you think?
Chuck: Are you guys serious? I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out because he upsets our lunch schedule!
Casey: Just got a hit of a traffic camera in Hollywood. [shows Chuck picture]
Chuck: That's Fleming.
Casey: Thanks. You've just saved me a lot of investigative work there, intersect. DMV told me that.
Chuck: Wow, sarcasm. What a surprise
