Chuck

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Chuck Season 1 Quotes

Episode 13: "Chuck Versus the Marlin"

Captain Awesome: Where's the ring Chuck? This is not awesome!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Um, look Sarah. I never really fired a gun before, okay? I...I've actually done this on purpose to avoid any unpleasant side-effects, like shooting myself or others.
Sarah: Just shoot the lock or I will shoot you when I get out of here
• Rating: Unrated

Lizzie: I don't think you're in the position to bargain, Chuck. I have two guns, what do you have?
Sarah: Me
• Rating: Unrated

Casey: Where's the fish?
Jeff: Fish? What fish?
Casey: Okay we can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
Jeff: What's the hard way?
Casey: I use my foot!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Captain Awesome: Way to go, Chuck. I always knew you could handle my family jewels
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Look, what if I surrender and you run, I mean I'm going in a cell anyway what's the difference?
Sarah: Torture.
Chuck: Okay, no surrender
• Rating: Unrated

Episode 12: "Chuck Versus the Undercover Lover"

Morgan: Look, Ellie, I would pretty much do anything for you. You're kind of like a sister to me. A sister I want to have sex with so bad.
Ellie: Oh, god, Morgan!
• Rating: Unrated

Casey: I think I see a scenario where we both get out of here with acceptable losses.
Chuck: What exactly is your version of acceptable?
Casey: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major organ damage
• Rating: Unrated

Ellie: Thank you.
Morgan: You're welcome.
Ellie: For last night.
Morgan: You know nothing happened.
Ellie: Mostly thanks for that
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sarah: Ellie are you sure you're okay?
Ellie: It is just that, I have both feet in and Devon has only one foot in. So then, it's just me taking care of three feet and I wanted it to be us and now taking care of four feet. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Sarah: Completely.
Ellie: Of course you do, of course you do
• Rating: Unrated

Chuck: I'm glad Casey had someone at least once in his life. I was beginning to think downstairs, he was built like a Ken doll
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ilsa: We had nothing on him, the only way to get it out of him...
John Casey: By screwing it out of him? How um.. French
• Rating: Unrated

Episode 11: "Chuck Versus the Crown Vic"

Sarah: Casey, what are you doing here?
Casey: Someone needs to protect the Intersect, huh?
Chuck: Well, that's very thoughful. Thank you very much, I guess.
Casey: Plus, I didn't want to miss any gunplay. Come on
• Rating: Unrated

Morgan: A relationship is built on trust, Chuck. Sex and trust. Am I right?
Chuck: Yeah, yeah, two big prerequisites I guess
• Rating: Unrated

Kirk: I always bet on red because it reminds me of all the pain and suffering in the world
Chuck: I always bet on black - Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57.
• Rating: Unrated

Sarah: Since when did you drink martinis?
Chuck: Oh I don't, but Carmichael (his cover name) loves them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 10: "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"

Chuck: Who saved you?
Bryce: They did.
Chuck: They saved you? Did they? Could you be any more cryptic?
• Rating: Unrated

Captain Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. [to Casey]: Your turn.
Casey: I'll pass.
Chuck: I'm thankful Bryce Larkin is dead, and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend!
Morgan: Chuck, that's pretty... dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0