Ann: What's wrong with you?
Jenn: Yeah. You only act this pretend-happy when you're big mad about something.

This ain't my first time at the crazy-bitch rodeo.

Roller [to Melba]

Mac: Your father teach you anything?
Dean: The meaning of absence.

You cannot put your Powerpoint in my spreadsheet if you hear what I'm saying.

Polly [to Joe]

Bryce: You lips were on my dick. How are we supposed to forget that?
Brenda: Try bourbon. It works for me.

Confetta: I thought you were supposed to be some damn holy roller now.
Uncle Daddy: These are special circumstances, woman. Now give me my damn nerve pills.

No, Ken. I don't want to be with you. I just don't want you to be happy so fast.

Polly [to Ken]

Time's a-tickin', my Rubenesque friend. So what you gonna do? It's your choice.

Melba [to Desna]

Oh, Roller got caught up with the cootchee again. I hope you was at least strapped up.

Desna [to Roller]

You've only met Fun Polly. You don't want to meet No-Fun Polly because she's a real buzzkill.

Polly [to Joe]

Virginia: How long have you been here?
Dean: You know time is an artificial construct.

Listen, you Husser strong, all right? You can rest assured we're gonna light their asses up.

Uncle Daddy [to Roller]

Claws Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

This ain't my first time at the crazy-bitch rodeo.

Roller [to Melba]

Ann: What's wrong with you?
Jenn: Yeah. You only act this pretend-happy when you're big mad about something.