Man, that' s not how you spell thank you!

Travis [to Wes]

You should have Dr. Ryan help you overcome your shyness.

Wes [to the Captain]

Everyone is guilty until proven innocent.

Travis

Wes: Sweet couple. Wonder what they got each other for Valentine's day.
Travis: Look's like they got each other restraining orders.

See, he waived his right to be sober.

Travis

Is anybody allowed to be pissed off anymore?

Wes

Did you fix them yet?

Captain [to Dr. Ryan]

They are the yin to each others' yang. I hope you have a trick up your sleeve to unite their chi.

Captain

I haven't historically had luck treating the asshole.

Dr. Ryan [to Wes]

If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you're one lucky lady.

Mechanic [about Wes]

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.

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Common Law Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you're one lucky lady.

Mechanic [about Wes]

Travis: We hate people who don't help people when they ask for directions.
Wes: We also hate gun runners.

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