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You can all hang out in your suspended humiliation and think about what you learned today. One, don't screw with me. Two, invite me to your crap.

Pierce

This is why I wanted to play Chutes and Ladders.

Troy

Abed (regarding Pierce's character): He's face down, barely breathing, a pool of blood around him.
Shirley: I can't tell you how long I've dreamed of this moment! In the game.

Pierce: I don't like being excluded Jeff. Do you?
Jeff: Yes!

Neil: This sword was one of a kind. It was forged by my ancestors.
Pierce: I hump it.

Pierce: I can't hear you over the sound of me rubbing his sword on my balls.
Abed: You have successfully rubbed your balls on the sword.

I attack him! I attack black face!

Pierce

Jeff: What am I not good at?
Britta: Sex.

You are the AT&T of people.

Troy (to Britta)

Annie: I'm... ew, Hector the well-endowed? Abed!
Abed: I didn't know you'd pick one at random. I made that one with Troy in mind.

Shouldn't there be a board, or pieces or something to Jenga?

Troy

So we just gonna ignore that hate crime, huh?

Shirley
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Community Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

What they couldn't have known was they had just scheduled the most important game of Dungeons and Dragons ever; a game which not only might save a life, but which would forever change the balance between good and Pierce.

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At the end of the meeting they realized that Chang had been there, and felt too awkward to mention it.

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