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Pierce: You can all hang out in your suspended humiliation and think about what you learned today. One, don't screw with me. Two, invite me to your crap.
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Troy: This is why I wanted to play Chutes and Ladders.
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Abed (regarding Pierce's character): He's face down, barely breathing, a pool of blood around him.
Shirley: I can't tell you how long I've dreamed of this moment! In the game.
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Pierce: I don't like being excluded Jeff. Do you?
Jeff: Yes!
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Neil: This sword was one of a kind. It was forged by my ancestors.
Pierce: I hump it.
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Pierce: I can't hear you over the sound of me rubbing his sword on my balls.
Abed: You have successfully rubbed your balls on the sword.
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Pierce: I attack him! I attack black face!
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Jeff: What am I not good at?
Britta: Sex.
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Troy (to Britta): You are the AT&T of people.
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Annie: I'm... ew, Hector the well-endowed? Abed!
Abed: I didn't know you'd pick one at random. I made that one with Troy in mind.
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