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Evil Troy: I've been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Troy: Is it you?
Evil Troy: Yes.
Troy: Why would you tell me that?

I passed all the classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms.

Troy

Abed: "The Cape" was cancelled.
Evil Abed: Not here--they've re-tooled it for cable and it's awesome. Wanna see it?
Abed: Desperately.

I may not be good with facial expressions, but I know an evil doppelganger when I see one. Plus, your arm makes a noise every time you move it.

Abed

Jeff! It's bad luck to see the graduation before the graduation!

Annie

Britta: When's the graduation ceremony?
Jeff: Never. It's community college. You send in some papers and they stop charging you.

Well, it's official--it's on a banner.

Jeff

Annie, why are you acting like a mistress in a Lifetime movie?

Jeff

I've spent almost four years here, growing and changing and making dioramas.

Jeff
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Community Season 4 Episode 13 Quotes

Annie, why are you acting like a mistress in a Lifetime movie?

Jeff

I've spent almost four years here, growing and changing and making dioramas.

Jeff