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Community "Asian Population Studies" Quotes

Duncan: You can expect both this class and my penis to be more focused and rewarding.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Abed: We really should start learning people's names.
Jeff: I agree with the brown Jamie Lee Curtis.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jeff: Oh I'm serious, baby. I am Yahoo Serious. I'm Serious FM. Welcome to the world serious of seriousness sponsored by Honey Nut Seerioes.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Pierce: You ever go into the bathroom and find parsley in your teeth that your friends hadn't told you about? Now imagine your teeth are a uterus and that parsley is a half-chinese baby.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: How old is he again?
Annie: 30-something I guess. He has a land-line and uses the world album.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Professor Duncan: Yes, you heard me right. I have stopped drinking. May lead you to the fact that I could no longer get an erection. Now that I'm on the wagon, you can expect both this class and my penis to be more focused and rewarding.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: I wish my mouth was farther away from my brain. I wish my brain had its own brain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Is it Jean Claude van Overbite?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: That's before he started using his name as a pun. It's making me so Changry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie: No!
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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