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Annie: Can we stop walking in slo-mo now?
Pierce: You guys are walking in slo-mo?

If NASA ever needs someone to keep an arrow inside of a moving rectangle, I know who I'd recommend.

Jeff

There is a time and a place for subtlety, and that time was before Scary Movie.

Troy

How many schools would let you get a degree in theoretical phys-ed?

Britta

Abed: Here. Right next to the truck stop with three thumbs.
Pelton: Those aren't thumbs.

Pierce has got space madness or he's just old or something.

Troy

We are 40 light years outside of the buttermilk nebula, although it's possible that ... yeah, this is a sticker.

Troy

Pierce. You're talking to an Atari cartridge. Sit down.

Jeff

Can we just take a mental step backwards and realize we're simply in a Winnebago?

Jeff
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