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We'll definitely be back next year. If not, it'll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization. And that's canon.

Abed

I teach law at Greendale, so believe me, I don't know much about law.

Jeff

It's so clear now. The entire school is shaped like a penis.

Professor Duncan

We're like Goonies, except our story tracks logically.

Abed

What does this look like? An hour-long episode of The Office?

Dean Pelton

Some people said he hid his money using a portal to another dimension. Those people were on LSD. Everyone else said that he had a secret vault in his office.

Dean Pelton
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Community Season 5 Episode 13 Quotes

What does this look like? An hour-long episode of The Office?

Dean Pelton

Some people said he hid his money using a portal to another dimension. Those people were on LSD. Everyone else said that he had a secret vault in his office.

Dean Pelton
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