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We just created 50 potential meth heads, and the least we can do is hit the reset button and get that number down to the national average.


Getting rid of drugs was a good I-Bee-A.


He's about to get flushed down the toilet in the next scene and he'll be done.


Well that answers my question. Jeff Winger is sexy even in a coffin.

Dean Pelton

Chang: Are you ignoring me because I'm Korean?
Shirley: You're Chinese.
Chang: Oh there's a difference?

He sent her an emotipenis.


What does this symbol mean? It's the number 8, and equals sign and then a greater than symbol.


Pierce: What is a period fairy?
Annie: The fairy that gives you a dollar every time you get your period
Pierce: Does she still come?

I'm only taking this because I'm a little worried about making rent and they told me the procedure for selling eggs takes three weeks.

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