Community "Competitive Ecology" Quotes
Professor: As somebody who spent the majority of their life in prison, what happened to Legos? They used to be so simple.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: You're pathological.
Annie: It's too late for flattery.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Todd: Your love is weird and toxic. And it destroys everything it touches.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: Oh I just had a terrible nightmare where Jeff was a pompous ass.
• Rating: Unrated
Annie [to Jeff]: Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is right here!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jeff [to Annie]: You're just a good grade in a tight sweater.
• Rating: Unrated
Shirley: I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!
• Rating: Unrated
Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Troy/Abed: We spend too much time together.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9