As somebody who spent the majority of their life in prison, what happened to Legos? They used to be so simple.

Professor

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Jeff: You're pathological.
Annie: It's too late for flattery.

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Your love is weird and toxic. And it destroys everything it touches.

Todd

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Oh I just had a terrible nightmare where Jeff was a pompous ass.

Pierce

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Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is right here!

Annie [to Jeff]

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You're just a good grade in a tight sweater.

Jeff [to Annie]

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I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!

Shirley

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Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!

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We spend too much time together.

Troy/Abed

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• Added: October 06, 2011