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As somebody who spent the majority of their life in prison, what happened to Legos? They used to be so simple.

Professor

Jeff: You're pathological.
Annie: It's too late for flattery.

Your love is weird and toxic. And it destroys everything it touches.

Todd

Oh I just had a terrible nightmare where Jeff was a pompous ass.

Pierce

Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is right here!

Annie [to Jeff]

You're just a good grade in a tight sweater.

Jeff [to Annie]

I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!

Shirley

Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!

We spend too much time together.

Troy/Abed
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Community Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!

We spend too much time together.

Troy/Abed