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As somebody who spent the majority of their life in prison, what happened to Legos? They used to be so simple.


Jeff: You're pathological.
Annie: It's too late for flattery.

Your love is weird and toxic. And it destroys everything it touches.


Oh I just had a terrible nightmare where Jeff was a pompous ass.


Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is right here!

Annie [to Jeff]

You're just a good grade in a tight sweater.

Jeff [to Annie]

I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!


Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!

We spend too much time together.

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