Community "Competitive Wine Tasting" Quotes
Wu May: Not interested. Please take weird haircut, stupid grin and go sniff another dog's ass.
• Rating: Unrated
Abed: Britta is attracted to men in pain. It helps her pretend to be mentally healthy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: I'll give you the same advice my father gave me the night I lost my virginity: just pick one; they all cost the same.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: Who is the dumpling with the nice Asian pair?
Jeff: I think that's the first time sexism has made me hungry.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: I'd like to offer my sincere congratulations. It's hard enough to find people you can stand in this life, let alone someone willing to stomach your imminent dementia and present incontinence.
Pierce: Thank you, Jeff. I just hope she can satisfy me. I'm like an insatiable baboon in the bedroom.
Jeff: Don't sell yourself short. You're a baboon everywhere.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: It's got to be better than wine tasting with Pierce. He refused to drink Pinot Noir because he thought it was French for "black penis."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: My uncle put his finger in my no-no!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: My uncle never put his finger in my plop-plop. I know, I'm bummed about it too.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: I'm auditioning for Professor Garrity's all-black production of "Fiddler on the Roof." It's called "Fiddlah, Please!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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