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Community "Conspiracy Theories and Soft Defenses" Quotes

Jeff: I'm proud of Annie. She took to deception like Abed took to Cougar Town.
Abed: It's good.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Police Officer: Fact: In 100% of all fake gun shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Latvian Independence Parade. Don't look at me, they had the proper permits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: You can't be in here Leonard. You already have three farting strikes against you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: Welcome to Funkytown. No smoking, no farting, no pillow fighting.
Annie: We're in a chase!
Abed: That's allowed.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Annie: There's a conspiracy here. A dark, vast conspiracy that just may that go all the way to the top.
Jeff: This is Greendale, Annie. If there is a conspiracy, it goes to slightly above the middle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff [to Annie]: You even work too hard at passive-aggression.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Dean Pelton: Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jeff: Looks like someone sent us a message. A tiny, underwhelming message.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: That is gonna be the worst book I ever read cover to cover.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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