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Britta: Jeff, why are people staring at you?
Jeff: Because they've never seen a man who's had sex before?

Normally, we don't concern ourselves with adultery. Because then hotels wouldn't exist.

Hotel Attendant

For the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, I knew someone would come.

Abed

Abed: You gotta let me out!
Toby: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.

And I asked myself, what does space smell like?

Convention Speaker

Do they even have to talk? They could just touch tentacles and download.

Britta

Did you know that in ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention?

Pierce

Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?

Troy
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Community Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

Did you know that in ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention?

Pierce

Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?

Troy