Britta: Jeff, why are people staring at you?
Jeff: Because they've never seen a man who's had sex before?

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Normally, we don't concern ourselves with adultery. Because then hotels wouldn't exist.

Hotel Attendant

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For the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, I knew someone would come.

Abed

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Abed: You gotta let me out!
Toby: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.

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And I asked myself, what does space smell like?

Convention Speaker

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Do they even have to talk? They could just touch tentacles and download.

Britta

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Did you know that in ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention?

Pierce

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Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?

Troy

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