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Community "Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations" Quotes

Jeff: I am not well-adjusted. More often than not, I am barely keeping it together. I am constantly texting...and there is no one at the other end.
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Annie: Shirley! We were just-
Abed:-about to-
Troy:-eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
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William: So, how about we make a couple of ground rules.
Jeff: Actually, that sounds good. Okay, no hugs.
William: Wouldn't want one. No apologies.
Jeff: Wouldn't accept one.
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William: I like your hustle. Reminds me of the summer I was Ralph Lauren.
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Willy Jr: See, that's what I need to learn! How to be all dead inside with muscles on top!
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Abed: We belonged in the sun, with the wind in our hair. Or maybe at a Bennigan's, enjoying a Turkey O'Toole.
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Britta: Psychology tells us there are no accidents.
Jeff: What about car accidents, Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
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Annie: This is the Jonestown of dinners.
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Pierce: You ask one lady if she's Tyler Perry in drag and suddenly you're the bad guy.
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Pierce: Let's carve that jive turkey.
Shirley: Got that out of your system?
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