Community Season 4 Episode 5: "Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations" Quotes
I am not well-adjusted. More often than not, I am barely keeping it together. I am constantly texting...and there is no one at the other end.Jeff
Annie: Shirley! We were just-
Troy:-eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
William: So, how about we make a couple of ground rules.
Jeff: Actually, that sounds good. Okay, no hugs.
William: Wouldn't want one. No apologies.
Jeff: Wouldn't accept one.
I like your hustle. Reminds me of the summer I was Ralph Lauren.William
See, that's what I need to learn! How to be all dead inside with muscles on top!Willy Jr
We belonged in the sun, with the wind in our hair. Or maybe at a Bennigan's, enjoying a Turkey O'Toole.Abed
Britta: Psychology tells us there are no accidents.
Jeff: What about car accidents, Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
This is the Jonestown of dinners.Annie
You ask one lady if she's Tyler Perry in drag and suddenly you're the bad guy.Pierce
Pierce: Let's carve that jive turkey.
Shirley: Got that out of your system?
Jeff: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
Dean Pelton: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!