Community Season 1 Episode 23: "English as a Second Language" Quotes
Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn't.
Abed: Like the first season of The Wire.
Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave? No. I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure they mailed each other pants!
Jeff
Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her.
Troy
Why's she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor? Go cure something.
Troy
Dean Pelton: Word of advice: If an Asian man says he's a Spanish teacher, it's not racist to ask for proof.
So I did what any man would do. I faked my way into a job teaching Spanish at a community college using phrases from Sesame Street.
Chang
Did you say 'keytar'? Or did you just pronounce 'guitar' like a hillbilly
Jeff
I know the family downstairs hates me. I don't need to understand why.
Jeff
Will someone back me up if I say this is ridiculous or is this going to be another Avatar situation?
Britta
