Community Season 5 Episode 5: "Geothermal Escapism" Quotes
Britta: Do you feel like this game's gotten out of hand?
Jeff: Nah. Feels normal enough for a school that's on 911's blocked caller list.
We're human beings, not the editors of Teen Vogue!Britta
Did you all hit your heads on each other's heads?Britta
Welcome to Shirley Island, where all your dreams come true! If you dream of standing on a table and pissing in a jar.Shirley
Alright, Miss Perry, climb aboard; it's fake-killing time.Buzz Hickey
Fifty thousand dollars! That's fifty thousand lottery tickets!Starburns
Britta: You guys ready for closure?!
Buzz Hickey: Of your caskets?!
Troy: I'm better at sex than Jeff, right?
Britta: I've yet to have anyone worse.