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Community "Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking" Quotes

Pierce: You guys think I'm some sort of a joke!
Jeff: This isn't disproving the theory
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta: Thank god he didn't take it. Could you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: If you're lying to me, if my father isn't coming, if a car pulls up and anyone other than my father steps out, say an actor or you in a wig, if you pull any Ferris Bueller, Parent Trap, Three's Company, FX, FX2: the Deadly Art of Illusion bull--- I will beat you. And there will be nothing madcap or wacky about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shirley: I guess the lesson here is I sometimes use guilt as a weapon.
Abed: What are you doing?
Shirley: Oh, just shooting a talking head. Or did you want me to be the only one who didn't have one?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Troy: Set phasers to love me!
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Troy: I've told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet Levar in person! I just wanted a picture! You can't disappoint a picture! I hate you Pierce! I hate you so much!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shirley: Now I'm really getting mad. Why am I the only one he decided to torture?
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Pierce: I was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Britta: It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Troy: Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly. We're gonna get that show back on the air buddy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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