We're stranded here forever...and I've never seen Blue Man Group!...I did see Blue Man Group! I just didn't get it! Why can't they talk? They have so much in common!

Troy

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So this is how Greendale graduates end up--as transient mountain men. Not as bad as I thought.

Jeff

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What happened is between us and Jesus. And Jesus don't snitch.

Shirley

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Shirley: See? Prayer works.
Britta: So does gravity, Shirley.
Shirley: And you know who invented gravity, right?

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It's puppet therapy. The psychology world has recently embraced it after seeing it on "Law & Order."

Britta

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Are we just gonna avoid eye contact forever? What are we, Jeff during sex?

Britta

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Who's holding? I have four berries, but I'm saving them for "Laser Floyd."

Britta

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This awkward silence has been going on for days! Granted, Jeffrey looks amazing when he broods, but this has got to stop!

Dean

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