Britta: So you just left your section blank.
Jeff: No, of course not! I copied and pasted the lyrics to "War (What Is It Good For)."

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Jeff: It's Macallan 18. I like to serve it neat, if that's okay with you.
Professor Cornwallis: What, in America? Don't you mix it with cherry pop or Monterey Jack cheese?

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You ruined Christmas dinner so that you could be crowned the smartest person at the dumbest school?

Jeff

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John McClane's tank top! You're getting really good at Christmas, Troy.

Abed

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This is amazing, and possibly in real time!

Abed

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Seeing as you saved me from my annual Christmas tradition of plum pudding, roasted goose, and updating my suicide note, I suppose that I could give you a C...plus.

Professor Cornwallis

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