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Annie subdue your guest.

Abed

I just wanted to see what the deal is. And obviously the deal was he's a dirtball and Britta hates herself, voila.

Jeff

So what Britta you're in love with a guy named after a kickboxing vampire movie?

Jeff

How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?

Pierce

Left unintended I will do him like a crossword.

Britta

I need help reacting to something.

Abed

She was born in the 80s, she still uses her phone as a phone!

Troy [about Britta]

She's whipped by an imaginary douche!

Annie

Why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho?

Shirley [to Jeff]

No woman, none of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock.
We can't keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else's job and just stop hating ourselves.

Jeff [to Britta]
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Community Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

Why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho?

Shirley [to Jeff]

No woman, none of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock.
We can't keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else's job and just stop hating ourselves.

Jeff [to Britta]
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