Community "Origins of Vampire Mythology" Quotes
Abed: Annie subdue your guest.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: I just wanted to see what the deal is. And obviously the deal was he's a dirtball and Britta hates herself, voila.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: So what Britta you're in love with a guy named after a kickboxing vampire movie?
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Pierce: How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?
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Britta: Left unintended I will do him like a crossword.
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Abed: I need help reacting to something.
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Troy [about Britta]: She was born in the 80s, she still uses her phone as a phone!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Annie: She's whipped by an imaginary douche!
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Shirley [to Jeff]: Why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho?
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Jeff [to Britta]: No woman, none of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock.
We can't keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else's job and just stop hating ourselves.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10