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Community "Spanish 101" Quotes

Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes
• Rating: Unrated

Britta: Hey Abed, real stories -- they don't have spoilers. You understand that TV and life are different, right?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pierce [to Jeff]: You do this thing with your face when you're trying to be funny that forces people to think about how cool you are. It's very distracting
• Rating: Unrated

Britta: That was one of the worst things I have ever seen. Which I guess makes being a part of it a pretty selfless, so I'm impressed
Jeff: How do you know I didn't do it just to get another shot with you?
Britta: Cause a smart man like you would know that no woman in that class would be able to look at you as a sexually viable candidate ever again
• Rating: Unrated

Senor Chang: Why are there costumes? These are supposed to be short conversations, they're not supposed to.
Jeff: Take your breath away?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta: I was a little too harsh on you, I'm not perfect
Jeff: I am, I'd be happy to show you the ropes
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: The woman I kind of like is out there in the moonlight caring about something stupid. This my chance to show her I care enough to act like I care about it too
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta: What can i do?
Annie: You can hang the Chacata Panecos piniata
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That's where we got the idea from
Annie: Poignant

• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta: this cause is really important to me
Annie: Are you saying we're not allowed to protest? Britta, you sound like Guatemala
Shirley: Sounds like someone has the case of "someone likes to use fringe politics to make themselves feel special but doesn't want to do anything"-itis

• Rating: Unrated