Community "The First Chang Dynasty" Quotes
Britta: This is a lock of my hair.
Troy: Creepy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Official: Nobody can sit on something this big.
Dean: IIIII'll sit on it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Which wire do I cut?
Troy: There's only one.
Abed: God, I hope I'm right.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Chang started his solo. Knowing him, that gives us only nine minutes to get to the records room.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Troy: Chang you're insane. You're still into keytar?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: This job's getting bigger than my wife's credit card bill at Marshall's. I mean, they have great stuff, I know that.
• Rating: Unrated
Pierce: A, that is racist. B, swamis can't drive, they're Indians.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Don't be alarmed if things get a little noisy.
Abed: Like my wife's mouth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: Do you know how long someone who is as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? Suuuuuuch a long time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Murray: Not a lot of people get a second chance. Just you, and probably Obama.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 11