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Community "The Science of Illusion" Quotes

Troy: It's not a meteor; it's a cookie wand. Me and Jeff made it because it made you look more like the Cookie Crisp wizard, which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot when I was growing up wasn't a wizard. It was a burglar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: Mornin' boys. I'm Annie Edison, but people call me Psycho because I had a nervous breakdown in high school. My partner's a Christian housewife.
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Britta: Knock, Knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good, come in. I thought it was Britta.
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Annie: That African American police chief character Abed was playing is right, we should have worked as a team.
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Annie: Star Burns doesn't do very much. I guess fascinating people don't grow shapes on their faces.
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Troy: You're more of a fun vampire. You don't suck blood, you just suck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Britta, why waste your time envying my gift for levity when there's so much you could be doing with your natural talent for severity?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Just reminding you to keep any April Fool's pranks physically safe, politically balanced and racially accessible.
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Annie: I want to be security.
Shirley: Let's do it together, we can be partners.
Abed: That's a buddy cop movie I would watch. Which one of you would be the by-the-books cop and which of you would be the bad ass?
Shirley: Oh, Abed, you're so silly. I'd be the bad ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

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