Community Season 1 Episode 19: "The Science of Illusion" Quotes
It's not a meteor; it's a cookie wand. Me and Jeff made it because it made you look more like the Cookie Crisp wizard, which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot when I was growing up wasn't a wizard. It was a burglar.
Troy
Mornin' boys. I'm Annie Edison, but people call me Psycho because I had a nervous breakdown in high school. My partner's a Christian housewife.
Annie
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good, come in. I thought it was Britta.
Britta
That African American police chief character Abed was playing is right, we should have worked as a team.
Annie
Star Burns doesn't do very much. I guess fascinating people don't grow shapes on their faces.
Annie
You're more of a fun vampire. You don't suck blood, you just suck.
Troy
Britta, why waste your time envying my gift for levity when there's so much you could be doing with your natural talent for severity?
Jeff
Just reminding you to keep any April Fool's pranks physically safe, politically balanced and racially accessible.
Dean
Annie: I want to be security.
Shirley: Let's do it together, we can be partners.
Abed: That's a buddy cop movie I would watch. Which one of you would be the by-the-books cop and which of you would be the bad ass?
Shirley: Oh, Abed, you're so silly. I'd be the bad ass.
