I'm not killing myself, George. I'm going on a Death Wish adventure!

Nathaniel

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• Added: October 12, 2018

Josh: You sent me poop? Your poop?
Paula: Shut up, Josh.

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• Added: February 15, 2018

Sorry I'm late, someone asked me to change the water cooler on the way in.

Josh

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• Added: February 15, 2018

I'm having a party Friday night and you are not invited.

Nathaniel

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• Added: February 15, 2018

Dr Pratt: Heather, any concerns?
Heather: Oh yeah. Birth.

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• Added: February 15, 2018

This is my girlfriend Beth. We are in a love bubble so we always want to be together.

Valencia

• Permalink: This is my girlfriend Beth. We are in a love bubble so we always want to be together.
• Added: February 15, 2018

I look like the host of a Nickelodeon show!

Rebecca

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• Added: February 09, 2018

I gotta say, for a blackmailer he is decent on consent.

Rebecca

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• Added: February 09, 2018

Trent: Period sex. Period sex.
Rebecca: No, you don't get to sing that.

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• Added: February 09, 2018

We have to buy onion rings every hour just to keep the wifi going.

Beth

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• Added: February 09, 2018

I do not want to confront you because you are violent and scary and weigh more than me.

Hector

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• Added: February 02, 2018

It's your brand. You have that mug that says office bitch.

Rebecca

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• Added: February 02, 2018