Morgan: Is that barbed wire?
Garcia: Indeed it is. Arranged to fit like a noose.
Rossi: How do you wrap that into a noose?
Garcia: I guess the same way that porcupines make love: very carefully.

• Permalink: And whatever you do, don't sneeze.
• Added: April 02, 2014

The past is never dead. It is not even past - William Faulkner

Blake

• Permalink: It's why you can't bury it.
• Added: April 02, 2014

Then, in 2011 Matthias Lee filed a civil complaint against Clark Howard to "kiss his ass". Clark Howard responded with a motion to "go f---"...you can't actually do that with the male anatomy.

Reid

• Permalink: Legal terms can get tricky.
• Added: April 02, 2014

JJ: All right, will you answer one question? Who do you think is behind Matthias' murder?
Malachi Lee: Mrs. Jareau
JJ: Agent Jareau
Malachi Lee: Mrs. Jareau. Or is that ring on your finger some kind of lesbian thing? I know how y'all like to do it up there in D.C. You see, this here is a family matter. And we would appreciate it if the federal government just back off.

• Permalink: Mrs. Jareau gets schooled.
• Added: April 02, 2014

Malachi Lee: You visit your daddy's grave recently?
Cissy Howard: You visit yours?

• Permalink: Hint: it's the same dad.
• Added: April 02, 2014

I believe in the God of mercy, in the God of compassion. But that's not the God I need right now. I am praying to the God of vengeance, the God of anger, the God of locusts, and boils and floods. Someone is hurting my family, God. And I need your power to help me smite my enemy.

Cissy

• Permalink: Old Testament prayer time.
• Added: April 02, 2014

Unsub: On the night I was born, did you name me?
Cissy: No.
Unsub: Did you kiss me goodbye?
Cissy: No.
Unsub: Did you even hold me? Did you?
Cissy: Yes.

• Permalink: Aunt Mom confesses all.
• Added: April 02, 2014

Young Cissy: Oh, my sweet Jesus, he's....he's.... What's wrong with him?
Woman: He's perfect.

• Permalink: The family tree is twisted all out of shape.
• Added: April 02, 2014

Blake: Start shooting! Start shooting!
Morgan: Where?
Blake: Everywhere!

• Permalink: Empty your guns into him.
• Added: April 02, 2014

JJ: How are you doing?
Blake: My hair smells like a dirty sock but...other than that, I'm fine.
JJ: Okay. How are you doing?
Blake: I just, I couldn't breathe.
JJ: We put 30 bullets into that water. He's dead, Alex. He's dead.

• Permalink: Yeah, that's what you think.
• Added: April 02, 2014