Criminal Minds

Criminal Minds Quotes

Season 8 Episode 22: "#6"

Blake: We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love.It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person. - W. Somerset Maugham
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rossi: So, we know the Unsub uses the victims' own cars as his dump site.
Reid: Technically it's not a dump site. It's transportation disposal modality.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JJ: Cutting a husband and wife to death. It's more like he's mocking their marriage bond.
Rossi: That's where my head's at. You took each other for better or worse, now I'm going to show you worse.
 • Rating: Unrated

James: Alex, I want to be a couple again.
Blake: I gotta go, let me think about it.
James: That means no.
Blake: No. It means let me think about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: How long have you been in here?
Philip: Is it still April?
Emma: No. It's May.
 • Rating: Unrated

Car Company Executive: You're presuming that the three different car companies represented in this room track our drivers via their GPS. That's a bold presumption.
Reid: Actually it's not bold, and we're presuming nothing. When customers access their GPS for the first time they go to a terms and conditions screen. They scroll to the bottom, they click the box that says "agree" so they can start using it. They don't realize they've just agreed to allowing a car to communicate its entire driving history to your corporate headquarters, for research purposes only, of course. The only reason these people agree to share this information with you is because they don't take the time to read the fine print. But I do.
Car Company Executive: We'll consult with risk management.
Hotch: We don't have time for lawyers. A woman's life is on the line and we need an answer now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: It was a Christian dating website.
Phillip: So you met online.
Emma: I'm not a Christian. I'm Jewish. Technically.
Phillip: Technically.
Emma: Genetically I've never set foot in a synagogue.
 • Rating: Unrated

James: Well?
Blake: Let's go visit Harvard.
James: Really? You're going to come.
Blake: On holidays and weekends.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 21: "Nanny Dearest"

Melody Payton: How can you be searching for her from in here?
Hotch: I understand what you're going through.
Melody Payton: You don't understand anything.
Hotch: No, I actually do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Henry: Why do you always go to work Mommy?
JJ: Well, because there are people out there that need my help, but I will be back soon.
Henry: How many days?
JJ: I don't know, buddy. But I promise I'll be back as soon as I can. And we always keep our promises, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Hotch: Children are educated by what the grown-up is, and not by his talk - Carl Jung
 • Rating: Unrated

Gina Mendes: Let me help her!
Unsub: Boo hoo hoo. You all pretend to care but you just want to save your own skin. You're all the same.
 • Rating: Unrated

JJ: Tara, we are going to be with you the whole time. And you're going to help us catch this guy. I promise you.
 • Rating: Unrated

JJ: We got him. He's dead. And we saved Phoebe and Gina too. You did it. It's over.
Tara: I want to see his body.
 • Rating: Unrated

JJ: Alone, all alone. Nobody, but nobody can make it out here alone - Maya Angelou
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 20: "Alchemy"

Rossi: Alchemy turns common metals into precious ones. Dreams work the same way, turning something awful into something better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rossi: How many small newspapers do you subscribe to?
Reid: 38. It used to be more but a lot of them disappeared.
Rossi: You mean gone digital.
Reid: Same thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Weird guy: A wise man would avoid the badlands today. Storm's rolling in.
Chad: Right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Reid: Solanine's a potent toxin and hallucinogen that comes from the Black Nightshade plant. The unripe berries were used in the Middle Ages for torture. The effect it has is like a bad acid trip.
Rossi: That's not fun. Trust me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Morgan: Hey momma. Tell me something I don't know.
Garcia: Oh hot chocolate, the things I could spill to you.
Morgan: Hey hey - you're on speaker.
Garcia: ....that would help you solve this case.
 • Rating: Unrated

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