Never take statements from people speaking in tongues.


JJ: Look it's hard knowing that cases are still coming in and I'm not there. Do you want me to come back?
Hotch: Do you want to come back?
JJ: Yes. Just...not right now. Honestly the jump from one kid to two is....
Hotch: JJ take your time. We're all doing jobs we don't normally do but we'll manage.

Morgan: Nobody does it like you and me, baby girl.
Garcia: That never gets old.

Morgan: Let me get this straight. You put a hit on a hit man, but you went cheap.
Eisenmund: I didn't have a lot of money left over, know what I'm saying?

Lewis: Look I just want to say even if don’t' get the position this was the best job interview ever.
Garcia: Penelope Garcia. You're marvellous. [To Hotch] She's marvellous.
Hotch: Agent Lewis I believe I asked you to wait, and that was about thirty-six hours ago?
Lewis: It was completely worth it.
Hotch: Maybe we can have that sit-down now?
Lewis: Yeah. 2:00 a.m. is my jam.

Courage is grace under pressure - Ernest Hemingway


The world will not be destroy by those who do evil, but by those who watch without doing anything - Albert Einstein.


Sweet mother. Gross. It's like Tinder for sociopaths.


Morgan: Enough! That's enough!
Zorgen: You're too late. She is gone. You tell Kate Meg is long gone.

I didn't know FBI chicks could be so hot.


You know what's so great about the internet? It's therapy for sick minds. Before you thought you were alone but click and you realize you've got family.


Zorgen: Where's my favorite agent? Is she afraid to see me?
Hotch: It's all about the hunt for you, isn't it Alex?
Rossi: But you don't have the balls needed to kill, so you pawn that off on others.
Zorgen: They teach you that in FBI school?
Hotch: We know exactly who and what you are.
Rossi: You're a sexually diverse thrill seeker, always looking for a new way to get off.
Zorgen: Oooh.
Hotch: And you took Meg to get back at Kate.
Rossi: You thought we'd blame their killers and we'd never know you existed.
Hotch: But you didn't know that your site was vulnerable during auctions, did you?
Rossi: How dumb is that? Are you dumb, Alex?
Zorgen: I took her because I knew I couldn't get Kate. Do you have any idea how much a female Fed would go for?

Criminal Minds Quotes

Hotch: A sniper can wait up to 72 hours without sleeping.
Mays: Seriously?
Rossi: That's part of their training. They can stay awake for 72 hours and remain completely focused on their target.
Mays: How?
Hotch: By using a mental exercise called "fantasy integration". A sniper creates a scenarios involving a target that keeps that person at the forefront of their mind.
Morgan: Often they'll imagine a place where they're with the target, doing something together that takes time. For example, building a car.
JJ: For some, the fantasy begins the minute they're assigned a target. Then nothing will distract them.

Thomas Merton once wrote "Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone. We find it with another."