Criminal Minds

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Criminal minds

The movie stopped. Stupid WiFi isn't working.


Reid: You've been quiet.
Kate: Sorry.
Reid: You know, a disaster of this magnitude is really hard to wrap your mind around, let alone your feelings.
Kate: You don't need to worry about me. What are you going to profile me now?
Reid: It's hard to turn off sometimes.

Kate: I guess I should tell you because Hotch and Rossi already know. My sister and brother-in-law died in 911. They were working at the Pentagon.
Reid: So sorry. I can imagine this must bring back a lot of painful memories.
Kate: Yeah. Anyway I don't want to be that weepy agent with the tragic past, so you don't have to walk on eggshells around me.

Reid: My girlfriend was killed in front of me and my mother has schizophrenia. Since we're sharing.
Kate: Thanks for letting me know. After my sister died I adopted all ten of her kids.
Reid: Wow.
Kate: I'm kidding. They had a baby girl. Meg. I took her in. Actually, Chris and I moved into their house. Anyway, she's 13 and the light of my life.

Hotch: Is there something you're not telling us?
Petosky: I'm not sure you can be trusted.
Reardon: 151 people just died, Mr. Petosky. Don't waste our time.
Petosky: I know who did it.

Petosky: The military brought down that plane. Just liked United 93 and TWA 800. Probably that missing Malasia Airjet.
Hotch: Thank you for your time sir.
Petosky: Wait. I'm not making this up. I've seen covert military types roaming the woods. Watch your back Agent Hotchner. You're not all playing on the same team.

We knew the world would not be the same. Some people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent - J. Robert Oppenheimer


Garcia: I have to go see and him. Please. I can't talk to Sam about this, you have to have my back.
Morgan: No. I don't have your back. He is a murderer. He's scum. He tried to kill you. Wake up. Let me know when you're done washing his feet.

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see - Winston Churchill


Reid: Is she okay? She isn't sick, is she?
Morgan: That really depends upon your definition of sick.

Chocolate Moose? It's Baby Girl. Hi. Clearly we're both into S&M because you've been dodging my calls for the past twenty-four hours and I keep calling you although you keep dodging my calls. Look I know we parted mad and you think I'm nutter-butter for coming here and you're right because now I'm here and he doesn't want to see me. He doesn't want to see me, Derek. How can I make things better if he doesn't want to see me? So now I'm here at this motel; I'm trying not to look at the stains on the bedspread. I'm wrestling with the fact that I have egg on my face and I'm sorry. No, you know what? He's sorry. He's gonna be sorry because he's not hanging out with me. That's what....I don't even know what I'm saying. See, I need to talk to you. Call me back. Please?


Garcia: You had a horrible upbringing. This isn't you.
Baylor: Why are you really here?
Garcia: I need you to know I'm in your corner.
Baylor: Bull. You're not here for me. You're here for yourself.
Garcia: That's not entirely true.
Baylor: Of course it is. You don't know me.
Garcia: Oh, I know you, trust me.
Baylor: Oh so you want me to forgive you.
Garcia: No.
Baylor: Then you want me to say I'm a bad man, I love killing and I deserve this?
Garcia: No
Baylor: Then what the hell is it? Huh? 'Cause I'm done talking. I'm done feeling guilty. I got ten hours left to breathe. And the last thing I need is some freaky woman coming up in here with her liberal guilt trying to change things. I'm a killer. You can't change that.

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Criminal Minds Quotes

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go - J.C. Watts


Hotch: A sniper can wait up to 72 hours without sleeping.
Mays: Seriously?
Rossi: That's part of their training. They can stay awake for 72 hours and remain completely focused on their target.
Mays: How?
Hotch: By using a mental exercise called "fantasy integration". A sniper creates a scenarios involving a target that keeps that person at the forefront of their mind.
Morgan: Often they'll imagine a place where they're with the target, doing something together that takes time. For example, building a car.
JJ: For some, the fantasy begins the minute they're assigned a target. Then nothing will distract them.

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