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Criminal-minds

Savannah: Wait. Are you actually trying to make me break up with you?
Morgan: I'd understand if you wanted to.
Savannah: Well I don't. I would come out and say so if I did.

Albert Einstein said "in matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same."

Reid

Eyebrows! Angel! I love you! What you need?

Garcia

Morgan: You know I think I liked you better when you were the press liaison.
JJ: No you didn't.

Morgan: I will do whatever it takes to be with you. I am in love with you.
Savannah: I love you too.

Morgan: Is that barbed wire?
Garcia: Indeed it is. Arranged to fit like a noose.
Rossi: How do you wrap that into a noose?
Garcia: I guess the same way that porcupines make love: very carefully.

The past is never dead. It is not even past - William Faulkner

Blake

Then, in 2011 Matthias Lee filed a civil complaint against Clark Howard to "kiss his ass". Clark Howard responded with a motion to "go f---"...you can't actually do that with the male anatomy.

Reid

JJ: All right, will you answer one question? Who do you think is behind Matthias' murder?
Malachi Lee: Mrs. Jareau
JJ: Agent Jareau
Malachi Lee: Mrs. Jareau. Or is that ring on your finger some kind of lesbian thing? I know how y'all like to do it up there in D.C. You see, this here is a family matter. And we would appreciate it if the federal government just back off.

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