Kate: I think she's just rebelling against a conversation we had the other night. It doesn't take a profiler to figure out why Meg would decide to pierce her belly-button.
Morgan: No.
Kate: Yes.
Morgan: Seriously. Okay so that's why you've got this little glow thing going on.
Kate: Well, you know.
Morgan: And all this time I thought it was just me making you blush.
Kate: Oh it's that too.
Morgan: Congrats. Come here.

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Garcia: You guys. Kate has the best news! Say it before you have to do the other stuff.
Kate: Good morning, I'm pregnant.

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There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror - W. Somerset Maughan

Rossi

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Reid: How long was it from the start of the bruising until the kill?
Medical Examiner: Roughly six hours.
Rossi: Nobody has sex for six straight hours, not even Sting.

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JJ: Dating sites like Ashley-Madison suggests married people are more likely to cheat with other married people.
Rossi: Mutually assured destruction.

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I'm all yours, give it to me. Wait. Sir. I meant that in the "how can I help you" way, not the----cause you're super lovely and I'm on speaker, aren't I?

Garcia

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Garcia: It is way more popular than I thought.
JJ: How popular?
Garcia: Like cultural phenomenon. Like licensed products. Like red silk scarves and lingerie and....oh my personal favorite is a baby onesie that says "9 months ago my mom read Bare Reflections". Which is super creepy and weirdly cute.

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Rossi: What? I dabbled my senior year.
Kate: Ah, college.
Rossi: Ah, high school.

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Charlotte: I could have brought over Connie's books sometime this weekend.
Unsub: No problem. I was in the area. Didn't want you to worry about it.
Charlotte: It is my job to worry about it.
Unsub: Is your inner tigress worried or is she ready to be free?
Charlotte: Did you just quote that lame-ass Bare Reflections?
Unsub: Admit it. That book got you all worked up. I know it did.
Charlotte: I think you should go. For the sake of Stacy and the girls I'll pretend this didn't happen.

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Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression - Dr. Haim Ginott

Kate

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