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Criminal-minds

Agent Prentiss: There was definitely something a little strange about her.
Agent Hotchner: It is curious. One woman at the center of two serial killers.
JJ: Yeah what are the odds of that?
Reid: Astronomical. I mean removing from the calculation serial killer groupies and...(Hotch stops him).
JJ: Sorry I asked.

Garcia: I have found a thing of interest regarding the shanking attempts made on Garrett in prison.
Agent Hotchner: What is it?
Garcia: The timing. See the first time Garrett was attacked was May 25, 2008. The day before that, May 24th for those of you keeping score, his imminent execution day was postponed. So then if you fast forward to the second shanking attempt of stabbiness, that would be November 15, 2010. The day before that, his next execution date, also postponed.
JJ: OK I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that someone decided to take matters into their own hands. Thanks Garcia.
Garcia: Ever welcome, my comrades.

Agent Rossi: One of my various brothers in law was a mail man. He said the expression "going postal" made perfect sense to him. You spend all day delivering a mountain of letters one at a time, then you go to work the next morning and there's a whole new mountain to deal with. And it's forever.
Agent Prentiss: Sounds like our job. It took seven years for the world to get rid of Rod Garrett and 15 minutes later a new one pops up.

Agent Hotchner: He's killed at 6am, noon and 6pm.
Dr. Reid: I don't know about you guys, but I'm not feeling so good about the stroke of midnight.

Agent Hotchner: Another body's been found a half mile from the first victim's, same MO.
Agent Morgan: That's six hours later, this guy's not wasting any time.
Hotch: We land in 20 minutes. Reid, you and JJ go to the latest crime scene. Rossi, you and Prentiss talk to Garrett's widow while Morgan and I go to the prison. If Garrett's got a disciple we better find out who he is and fast.

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