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I have never yet heard of a murderer who is not afraid of a ghost - John Philpot Curran


Morgan: Let me guess. She don't know nothing about nothing.
Rossi: Practically a direct quote. How did you know that?
Morgan: It's a busy enough street. Broad daylight. House is fully exposed. Either this UnSub is really really good or this is the world's worst neighborhood watch program.

The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort - Mason Cooley.


Garcia: When did you get back? No one told me you got back and I've been worried like crazy because they said you were shot. With bullets.
Morgan: I'm fine.
Garcia: I can't believe you were shot.
Morgan: I got shot in my bullet-proof vest baby girl. It's just a couple of bruises. I'm okay.
Garcia: Why don't they make better vests? That's not bullet proof. It's like when you fall in the pool and your watch stops working. That's water-resistant, not waterproof.
Morgan: I am just fine. See? [Pulls up shirt]. It's just a couple of bruises.
Garcia [stroking his six pack]: How long do you have to be taped up like this?
Morgan: I don't know. A couple of days maybe. Are you relaxed now?
Garcia [still stroking the bandage]: I'm relaxed. Hey, if you need someone to help you, you know, put new bindings on, re-wrap or unwrap...
JJ: Hey you guys----hope I'm not interrupting anything.

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