Reid: DId I do OK?
Range supervisor: Like the second coming of Wyatt Earp ... or Al Capone.

I believe the only way to reform people is to kill them. -- Serial killer Carl Panzram

The review board asked me, and I told them you were rock solid.

Prentiss [to Reid]

I could make a joke about white uniforms and sponge baths [dirty looks from Prentiss and JJ], but that would be beneath me.

Alves

Rossi: Throw us a bone, Penelope.
Garcia: Chew on this, Fido!

My grandma knew. You can't trust women.

William [to Helen]

[Being in the BAU] is like riding a bicycle, a sick, aberrant bicycle.

Matt

“You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future." -- Steve Jobs

Criminal Minds Season 13 Episode 2 Quotes

I believe the only way to reform people is to kill them. -- Serial killer Carl Panzram

Reid: DId I do OK?
Range supervisor: Like the second coming of Wyatt Earp ... or Al Capone.