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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects rather an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world - Jean Baudrillard
Hotch
JJ: What did he do? Restrain him the boy for a year while he stabbed him and beat him with a two-by-four?
Kate: Too bad we can't do the same thing to that Unsub.
Rossi: Or Unsubs.
Kate: Whatever. I'm down.
Solitary confinement makes grown men crazy. Imagine what those conditions would do to a child.
Rossi
Hotch: Jack won best costume in school.
JJ: Nice! What was he?
Hotch: Darth Vader.
JJ: Yes!
Hotch: Henry?
JJ: All Spiderman, all day. He told me we should be using web-shooters at the FBI.
Hotch: We absolutely should.
Homeowner: Is this all really necessary? I told you - I didn't see anything, except for those damned kids egging my house. I gotta go to work in the morning.
Rossi: Well I'm sorry for the inconvenience, sir. But I'm sure the parents of the missing child don't really care. And frankly, neither do I.
Rossi : The key to saving Hunter Olsen's life may be locked away in your memories.
Hotch: But it only works if you allow it to.
Mary Bidwell: Well, I'm trying.
Hotch: No, you're not. You're hiding something.
JJ: Mrs. Bidwell, we can't seem to find your ex-husband Sam anywhere. Do you have any idea where he might be?
Always kiss your children good night, even if they're already asleep - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
JJ
Man: Text Jessica.
Siri: Okay. What would you like to say to Jessica?
Man: On my way. don't leave without me.
Siri: Your text to Jessica says "On highway. Car keys and tai chi." Ready to send it?
Man: Cancel. Cancel. Text Jessica.
Siri: Okay. What would you like to say to Jessica?
Man: I'm almost there. Period. Are you ready to go. Period. Question mark! Que-
Siri: Your text to Jessica says "Lost my hair. Are you ready to go on your period?" Ready to send it?
Man: No! No.
Suri: Now, I have listened to you. I have entertained all of your theories. But what you have described to me - it is not possible. It might be real to you, but that is because you are sick.
Unsub: Yeah. You're right. Let me show you what it feels like to be sick, like I am.
Linda Randall: I think that we have time for one more share. Anybody? Go ahead, Jane.
Jane Posner: So I went back to the dermatologist, and she again tried to me what my problem was. You know, she said that it was maybe mould, or static electricity. I mean can you think about that? That what's going on inside my body could be because of static electricity? And then she had the nerve to try and sell me a salve. And when I looked to see what was inside the salve, it was St. John's Wort. I mean really? You think I haven't already tried St. John's Wort? I could see it really clearly now. It's not me. It's society. You know, they want me to be sick. Because if I'm sick, if it's me, they can keep ignoring me. But I won't be ignored anymore. Thank you for letting me share.
Jane Posner: You think they put it in the drinking water?
Unsub: Yeah, that's the easiest way to infect us.
Jane Posner: That means everyone's sick.
Unsub: Everyone is sick. But you and I, we react to it differently, right? We feel it differently. That's what makes us special.
Jane Posner: Tell me again that it's real.
Unsub: It's real.
Jane Posner: Can you heal me?
Unsub: Yeah. I can.
