Favorite CSI: NY Quotes
Hey, if we come across a little old lady skeleton and a wig and a rocking chair down here, it's every man for himself.
Flack
Eva Martinez: What would you have done if it were your child?
Jo: Oh... I don't know. Hugged him, I guess, and never let go.
I really can feel your pain. I just wish I could read your mind.
Jo
If I had a warrant you'd be face down on the ground sucking dust balls and we wouldn't be having this conversation through the door.
Flack
Jo: Lindsey, ex-husband. Ex-husband, Lindsey.
Lindsey: Nice to meet you. We've heard... nothing about you.
Adam: You know what they say, sticks and stones may break our bones.
Dr. Hawkes: Looks like this one was used as our murder weapon.
Danny: Inhaling your alcohol, I think I saw this on the Jetsons.
Flack: I'm not a doctor, but this can't be good for you.
Jo: You're not very nice for a man who works at a clown registry.
Colby Glass: Not all clowns are happy.
Jo: I don't know. I don't own any.
Danny: Clown shoes?
Jo: Sneakers.
Did you have a shoebox full of knives in your locker? I promise not to tell. You aren't going to tell me, are you?
Jo
If I did what was in my head they would be sliced up and gushing and washed down the drain! And you would never find them! But I don't! I don't do that! I just play with them!
Gordon Sprouse
This place is sooo creepy, but I guess funeral home? What else would it be?
Jo
