CSI: NY

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Season 7 Episode 22: "Exit Strategy"

Jo: You're going old school with that string. You'd be amazed what computers can do nowadays.
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Lindsay: So, you have no problem using me as a drug mule?
Danny: No. If you want to be involved you have to be willing to take on some of the risk.
Lindsay: Well, it sounds like I'm taking on all of the risk. I mean the only thing you risk is being mocked for doing a bad Pacino impersonation.
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Danny: I have a plan B for making some extra dough.
Lindsay: Does it involve you dressing in drag and turning tricks? Because that I am totally okay with.
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Olivia Dalton: He's twelve
Wes Dillon: So, what are you saying, that I'm too old, that I couldn't take him?
Olivia Dalton: Okay, yeah, go beat hm up for me, but leave me the last punch.
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Mac: I've done a lot of good
Jo: Yeah.
Mac: Maybe I've done my part.
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Season 7 Episode 21: "Life Sentence"

Flack: What are you after?
Raymond Harris: Justice.
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Mac: You want to kill me, Harris? Kill me. Here I am. Make a move.
Raymond Harris: Then there wouldn't be any surprises. Where's the fun in that?
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Mac: You always walked the line, Bill, but I never thought you'd cross it.
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Bill Hunt: Not a day went by that I didn't think of turning myself in.
Mac: But you didn't
Bill Hunt: It wouldn't have made a difference.
Mac: It would have to me.
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Season 7 Episode 20: "Nothing for Something"

Mac:Will he be giving milk and cookies, and singing me a lullaby?
Flack:The lullaby thing is a little weird, but milk and cookies, that could happen.
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Flack: Two years. Every year as a cop is two human years.
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Jo:Whoever did this had a basic knowledge of crime scene investigation.
Danny:Basic knowledge? Kinda like the Feds.
Jo: I heard that Messer.
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Bill Hunt: Thirty-two years in a monkey suit my eyes are always open.
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Season 7 Episode 19: "Food for Thought"

Adam: Hey Mac, if a bird spits on you do you think it's the same good luck as whe-
Mac: Figure it out, Adam.
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Lindsey: I'm not pregnant. I'm just hungry.
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Danny: What about that feast that we brought you in bed?
Lindsey: That was Mother's Day...two years ago.
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Camille: I'm throwing a party and was wondering if you wanted to come by.
Hawkes: Babe, didn't we almost just die?
Camille: Why do you think I'm throwing a party?
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Jo: So all this time we've been looking at food trucks we should have been focusing on fine dining.
Mac: Let's go see if murder is on the menu.
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Season 7 Episode 18: "Identity Crisis"

Lindsey: I'm your wife, okay? You don't have to turn on me.
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Mac: And how are you?
Jo: I think I messed up, Mac. You know all my friends keep saying to me, "Jo, you know, when most people get divorced they just rebound into some awful relationship, or they spend all their money traveling through Europe trying to find themselves. But you, you adopt a child."
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