Adam: Hey Mac, if a bird spits on you do you think it's the same good luck as whe-
Mac: Figure it out, Adam.

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I'm not pregnant. I'm just hungry.

Lindsey

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Danny: What about that feast that we brought you in bed?
Lindsey: That was Mother's Day...two years ago.

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Camille: I'm throwing a party and was wondering if you wanted to come by.
Hawkes: Babe, didn't we almost just die?
Camille: Why do you think I'm throwing a party?

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Jo: So all this time we've been looking at food trucks we should have been focusing on fine dining.
Mac: Let's go see if murder is on the menu.

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