Hey, did I say be naked when the messenger arrived with your phone? No, no that was your own artistic personal choice.

T

Melanie must wonder why after what Abigail's used to she'd settle for a smaller, more economy package.

Chad

Chad: Is it a crime to try and make your father proud?
Victor: When your father is Stefano DiMera, chances are good, yes.

Maggie: You didn't tell anyone she was here, did you Victor?
Victor: No. I posted it on Facebook and tweeted about it, of course.

So, I guess Uncle Bo's just a distant memory now, huh?

Theresa

Chad: My tax dollars hard at work.
Rafe: Since when do DiMera's pay taxes?

Does he even write his cards in a southern twang?

Chad

Look, the last time either one of us was on a blind date it was like in a different century.

Kayla

You know you're not the first guy to let Kate Roberts ruin his life. Hell, you're not even the first guy in this room.

Victor

Kate: Seriously though, you should be careful. He's out to crucify you, he's not going to let up.
Chad: Well he better or your ex-boy toy is going to find out that he's taken on the wrong guy.

Daniel Jonas, he acts like he walks on water to get to work in the morning.

Theresa

Theresa: I swear to god, if I have to see Melanie Jonas here on a regular basis I'll stop working here. I will.
Anne: How will I know the difference?