Kate: You were at EJ and Sami's wedding. So how did that go? Any surprises?
Lucas: Like what?
Kate: Gee, I don't know. Locust, sexually explicit videos, semi-automatic weapons?

I don't like saving lives getting in the way of me telling you how to run yours.

Kayla (to Hope)

I know for a fact that men go through you like traffic through a tunnel.

Theresa

I can be a bitch but I can also recognize another one.

Teresa

I want you. I'm not just going to walk away from this and I don't think you want me to.

Abigail

So now that you and God have decided to see other people, Nicole can have you.

Brady

When Daddy found out I was coming back to Salem he begged me to check in on his law breaking, drug dependent, overdosing, little bundle of joy.

Eve

Aidan: I say and do stupid things when I drink.
Nicole: Oh come on, don't be so hard on yourself. You say and do stupid things when you're sober too.

You know I don't think anyone who twitches their behind for Stefano Dimera has the right to call anyone else low.

Victor

So watching you swap out his father for secret agent man and watching Sami plow through men like Sherman marching to Atlanta, no wonder Eric saw celibacy as an attractive life style.

Nicole

Oh my God. I'm being threaten by a big, bad Dimera. I am so scared.

Theresa

Shortly after you started sporting those new baubles from Stefano, you gave him a little present in return. Sort of a tat for tit.

Victor