Who are you and what did you do with my mother?

Sonny

Man, who knew that the truth could be so useful!

Theresa

So you're afraid we're going to hate dating or, and this is just off the top of my head, you're afraid my dad is going to kick your ass.

Melanie

Never feel guilty for giving a man hope.

Chad

I know you don't care, but you broke my heart.

Stefano

He was mad. He was drunk. He's a Dimera.

Ben

You whored yourself out for stupid magazine article!

Sonny

(to Kate) I never took you for the Duck Dynasty kind of girl.

Chad

(about Theresa) She's one in a million. Thank God.

Brady

Kate: You were at EJ and Sami's wedding. So how did that go? Any surprises?
Lucas: Like what?
Kate: Gee, I don't know. Locust, sexually explicit videos, semi-automatic weapons?

Rash, brave...and stupid.

Eve

Kate: I would know if he was going to take a hit out on us.
Sami: This is ridiculous. Do you think other families have conversations like these?