What is your land speed record for wanting to sleep with him again or did you already break that record?


I mean he was so not even close to Mr. Right. He was barely Mr. Right Now.


(about Theresa) You know what? That girl could really use a hug or electro-shock therapy.


Daniel: She just showed up and…
Jennifer: And you just opened the door and you said, Hey I realize you tried to kill me a few short weeks ago but come on in.

I would invite you back but I'm afraid you'll say yes.

Tony Dimera

Kate: It never occurred to me that you would be so deceitful.
Will: After years of watching you and mom and dad operate, what did you expect?

Drop the act. First of all you're no Sarah Bernhardt and secondly I know everything.


It's not just her. Pretty soon you may be dealing with her whole family. That imbecilic mother, the slatternly sister. My god, it's like living in an episode of Honey Boo Boo.


I think they said you were being released today but I couldn't really hear through all the cheering and the brass band playing in the background.


Your mom must be so proud of the two of you. You know I thought I was good at inappropriate sex but you two take it to a truly higher plane.


EJ: You remember we all took a ride on the carousel and you…
Sami: Yes but that was before you took a ride on Abby Devereaux.

Yeah? You know that every time I drive home, I think of your beautiful face. I think of how lucky I am to have found you, and that you make me feel more alive than I have in a long time.


Days of Our Lives Quotes

(to Kate) Stefano is a bastard. He's evil incarnate. We've both known that for decades.


You know Maggie I realize that you sunk your teeth into the richest man in ten states but that doesn't mean that everybody else is a gold digger too.