Days of Our Lives
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Clyde: So why do these ladies have your sonogram results?
Ciara: Well, they are helping Ben and me with the gender reveal party.
Clyde: What the hell is that?
Ciara: It's when you bring all your friends and family together and you all find out the sex of the baby together. It's really fun. Some people go all out. Pinatas, skywriting. This one guy I know even took a giant baseball bat and hit a giant baseball and blue paint exploded everywhere.
Clyde: Well, that sounds kind of stupid to me. Why not just read it?
Ciara: Cause it's more fun this way.
You have to fight him, Johnny. Let me help you. Together, we can send him straight back to Hell where he belongs!
Allie
Andre: I'm afraid I can't free you, my dear boy, because I'm not your Uncle Tony. I'm your Uncle Andre.
Johnny: Uncle Andre? But you're dead.
Andre: While I was alive, I made some unfortunate choices. So when Abigail struck me over the head with that urn, there was no destiny for my poor, corrupted soul other than to become the indentured servant of Mephistopheles. He sent me to take care of you.
[Johnny closes his eyes]
Johnny: This isn't happening. You aren't real.
Andre: I'm sorry to disillusion you, my dear boy, but I am very much still here.
Rafe: So Shawn had to arrest Anna Dimera today for stabbing Sarah Horton with a syringe. Kristen had got ahold of Sarah and injected her with some drug so that now Sarah thinks she's Tony's long-dead lover, and Anna had just had enough.
Nicole: Okay. You win for craziest day.
Roman: Good morning, gentlemen.
Clyde: Well, look who you callin' gentleman.
Roman: You.
Clyde: In the flesh. I guess you haven't heard the good news. I was released on parole. Yes siree, I'm a free man. No thanks to you. [to Ben] I'm sure you remember that your wife's uncle here wasn't always just a friendly neighborhood pub owner. Back when he was police commissioner, he sent his protege undercover to try to take down the business I was running.
Roman: You know what, that is correct, if you can call an illegal drug operation a business.
Clyde: I was just trying to make a livin'
Ben: All right, let's not pick any fights with Roman right now, Dad. Roman was doing his job, his job was to bust people who are breaking the law, and you were breaking the law. With that being said, my father's past is now behind him. He has paid for his crimes and he is now on the straight and narrow.
Clyde: That's right. And as soon as breakfast is over, I'm headed out to start lookin' for a job.
Roman: Heh. Good luck with that.
Clyde: By the way, Roman, what are the chances of you hiring me?
Roman: Okay... so you want me to hire you?
Clyde: Sure. I've got a lot of kitchen experience. And I see by the sign in your window you're lookin' for a short-order cook.
Roman: Yeah, you know what? I should have said 'short-order cook who didn't try to blow up the whole city.'
Clyde: Oh, man. You law and order types talk a good game when it comes to rehabilitation, but when it comes right down to it, you'd rather lock us up and throw away the key, wouldn't ya? I mean, I've done my time, I'm trying to put my life back together for Ben's sake, for his wife's sake, for my grandchild's sake. But if I can't find a job, they're gonna throw me right back in Statesville. Is that fair?
Chad: Our plan won't work unless Belle opens that file.
Kate: Be patient. It'll happen eventually.
Chad: That's easy for you to say. You're not the one whose brother is in prison for something he didn't do.
Marlena: I'm sorry, Nancy. I can't be your therapist anymore. Craig just fired me.
Nancy: He did what?
Marlena: It's all right. I can recommend some colleagues who are very good.
Nancy: No. [to Craig] You are not going to fire her.
Craig: You have no power in this, Nancy.
Nancy: Oh, but I do. You want me to grant you a divorce so you can marry your little boy toy, don't you?
Craig: You're blackmailing me?
Nancy: And it'll work, too.
You know, Chloe, I know you hate me, but we do have one thing in common. We both love Craig.
Leo
Chloe: My relationship is none of your business.
Leo: And my relationship with your father is none of yours, and yet funnily enough, that didn't stop you from constantly interfering and sending Chad to try to trick me into cheating on Craig.
Abe: Maybe this is none of my business, but after what you told me about how that man treated you in the past, I'm not comfortable with how much time he's spending around you now.
Paulina: You're right. This is none of your business.
TR: I'm overleveraged right now. I had to move some money around to pay off some debts.
Beth: Wait, is that why you want Paulina back? Cause she's rich?
TR: All I'm saying is, it's in your best interest to keep your mouth shut so that I can get back together with Paulina.
Beth: So that you can get your hands on her money.
Nicole [on phone to Rafe]: I just ran into Abe and he's having a hard time right now. I was wondering if we could invite him to dinner. Call me back when you get this. Okay, love you.
Ava: I love you too. Oh, you weren't talking to me? You two have moved fast. Saying I love you already, huh?
Nicole: Look, Ava, I really am sorry.
Ava: No you're not.
Nicole: Okay. I'm as sorry as you are about setting Rafe up to get revenge.
