Tony: How soon until we go in and take off our clothes?
Evelyn: Out of respect, we should wait until his car leaves the driveway.

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Trust me. The man bowels are nothing but predictable.

Evelyn

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Genevieve: This is the answer to our prayers. God has sent you a handsome, successful man you can use to torture and torment your husband. Do not reject this gift from above.
Zoila: Well, I do try to be a good Catholic.

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Genevieve: You know he thinks you’re lovely in that ugly top.
Zoila: You gave me this top.

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Trust me, I landed two husbands with these.

Genevieve

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