I've got a big mouth, you should have known better.

Carmen

I may be 50 but I am very, very handsome.

Spencer

Now you're just saying words.

Zoila

My doctor says its best to wake naturally from a Merlot and Ambien sleep.

Evelyn

You have a fine home, its cozy. Has it always been teal?

Evelyn

That's just her natural expression. Evelyn has resting murder face.

Adrian

Number 32 is perfect! Put laxatives in her coffee.

Carmen

The black one. The gold one makes you look like a pimp.

Carmen

Before you say anything, that massage therapist placed my hand there himself.

Evelyn

Perhaps she can have a little doggy bag in the car.

Genevieve

On the bright side, I guess he really would do anything to be with you.

Genevieve

Adrian: You're the only person who could match me blow for blow.
Evelyn: Well I'm sorry Adrian. But from now on you'll just have to blow yourself.

Devious Maids Quotes

That's just her natural expression. Evelyn has resting murder face.

Adrian

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn