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Devious-maids

Oh, the things I've seen today. I'm going to have to go to confession twice this week.

Rosie

Please stop. I just took a Valium and you are ruining it.

Evelyn

I'm not going to hold you. I'm wearing silk and you are moist.

Evelyn

This rug is worth $100,000. If you ruin it, I will personally see that you end up in the public school system.

Evelyn
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