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Devious-maids

I don’t want to die, not while I still look this good.

Genevieve

Don’t go Catholic on me because I will call the Pope and tell him about Javier.

Valentina

You call him Carmen. I call him Diablo.

Carmen

Where’s his cage? The thing you keep children in so they can’t get away.

Carmen

Adrian: Oh yes, I’m very skeevy.
Genevieve: Well, it was a long time ago. I’m willing to forgive you.
Adrian: That seems misguided.

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