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Devious-maids

Oh my God. He left last night. He says he wants to help vaccinate people in the Congo. It sounds like the worst vacation ever.

Genevieve

It'll be my fourth wedding in this church. If the minister recognizes me, I'm toast.

Genevieve

Adrian: I love you. I just don't want to touch you.
Evelyn: That sentence just cost you $50 million dollars.

I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.

Genevieve

Evelyn: I'm thrilled that you are getting back together with Philippe.
Genevieve: Is he your favorite of all of my husbands?
Evelyn: He's definitely in the top three.

You'll be the belle of the balls... ball.

Carmen

Evelyn: Who were you dreaming of?
Adrian: Who do you think?
Evelyn: I'm so glad she's dead.

Are you sure you're gay because I could jump your bones right now?
 

Carmen

I can't afford a scandal right now. I'm in negotiations with Paramount.

Peri
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