Favorite Dexter Quotes
Dexter Morgan: Why don't you kids go wait in my car? I want to talk to your mom for a sec.
Astor: Are you gonna make out?
Dexter Morgan: None of your business.
Take care of personal stuff, Dexter. Take very good care.
Laguerta
Blood never lies.
Dexter Morgan
Thank God for showers. Private time to think. Harder to come by now that I'm in a real relationship.
Dexter Morgan
I have a big weekend planned; as in, twins.
Masuka
For weeks, I've felt like a student in a master class. Is it really possible that the master's on the run? And even more tragic, does he live in a double-wide?
Dexter Morgan
Scheduling my activities around her Downward Facing Dog could prove challenging.
I know that look. I'm not the only one on a stalk.
Dexter: He's never taken a child before.
Harry: That you know of. If this is new, it's on you.
Deb: Where you off to?
Dexter: Kill a guy you're looking for. Save a kid. Remember to pick up diapers.
Dexter Morgan: I hate to break this to you Deb, but you know you've got the wrong guy here, right? The Ice Truck Killer drains the blood from his victims, freezes the bodies and only then severs thier limbs. It's clean and efficient, that's his psychological signature. Neil Perry on the other hand, stuffs roadkill.
Debra Morgan: Yeah! And turns 'em into fucked up fantasy shit.
Dexter Morgan: But the fantasies are all wrong! The guy we're lookin' for wouldn't turn dead dirty things into living cartoons, he'd find that pathetic.
Debra Morgan: How do you know?
Dexter Morgan: [pause] Because it is pathetic.
Rita's ex-hubby, the crack addict, repeatedly raped her, knocked her around. Ever since then she's been completely uninterested in sex. That works for me!
Dexter Morgan
