Dexter

Dexter "Living The Dream" Quotes

Dexter: Trinity is the most successful serial killer to ever get away with it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rita: Baby is down. Know what that means?
Dexter: Sleep.
Rita: Sex.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dexter: The perfect husband would have gotten rid of his old apartment. But I kill people. Not exactly the perfect husband.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deb: What is this, Extreme Makeover: Forensics Division?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: My dark passenger is like a trapped coal miner, always tapping; always letting me know it's in there, still alive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: Trailer park. Kids, neighbors, more kids. Sounds like my world.
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Deb: When things are going good, that's God's way of saying to cover your ass. 'Cause it's about to get bit. Hard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vince: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised d**k if he doesn't rule this a homicide.
Vince: Way TMI, Masuka.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vince: Anything I can do to keep that angry Irish off your ass, let me know.
Dexter: You're a good friend, Vince.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rita: Car pools and swimming pools? How much are we living the dream?
Dexter: So much.
 • Rating: Unrated

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