I've never been around so many people who made me feel normal. [Pause] Really normal.

Dad once told me that some people deserve to die.

I mean, that guy's clearly a freak, but I don't know him.

Lumen [on Vince]

If that's the watch Lumen heard, I'll make sure it accompanies you to the bottom of the Atlantic.

S--t a brick and f--k me with it, you're never going to believe who this truck is registered to.

Deb

He doesn't need Saint Brigid; he has father Dexter.

That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I've ever seen.

Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.

Lumen didn't witness her mother's murder, but she was born in blood like me. Some experiences are so big they change your DNA.

Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification

Dexter: I remember your first words: shoes. You were very girly once upon a time.
Deb: That's funny. I always remember my first words as being, 'Hurry the f--- up.'

Hey, f---wad, taking the scenic route?

Deb

Dexter Season 5 Quotes

His wife just died; he's submitting a lab report.

Quinn

I've watched 67 people die, and at the moment of truth I looked into their eyes and I knew - and they knew - they got what they deserved. But what if that's not what happens, if you don't get what you deserve?

Dexter